M and H Know Everything

...about our OWN Greek myths!

It's our 9th episode and we're a bit tired of talking about all the crazy things the Greek gods get up to. So we invented some even better stories! Coming up: the squad of ex-girlfriends who gang up on Zeus, the God of Annoying Noises, and what happened to the clicky pen who fell into the River Styx!

...about the food of the gods!

M and H are trapped in a cupboard, hiding from the soldiers that were in the Trojan Horse. Who could have seen that coming? Growing hungry, they talk about the food of the gods, and the fateful pomegranate that transformed the seasons. 

...about the Odyssey!

In our most epic episode yet, M and H recount the Odyssey! Like Odysseus, it took about 20 years to record, or at least it felt like it! But don't worry, we got it down to a brisk 20 minutes. And when we finished, what did we find outside our door but a Trojan Horse, that some nice person had left as a gift! What could possibly go wrong?

...about Transformations!

If there's one thing the Greek gods love to do, it's turn something into something else. Grape vines, pigs, showers of gold! What would you turn your friend into, if you could? And would it be a killer whale with snakes for heads that breathes fire?
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...about Chiron and his heroic students!

In this episode, the girls introduce you to Chiron, the legendary centaur who trained some of the greatest heros of Greek Mythology. What would you like to learn in Chiron's class? 

about the Underworld!

Well, it turns out Haze and Tills weren't swallowed by Gaia after all - in fact, it was something they swallowed instead! They've recovered in time to bring you a tour of the Underworld of Greek Mythology. On your left, the Fields of Elysium! On your right, Tartarus! Over there, the River Lethe - 
Sorry, what were we talking about again? I can't remember!
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... about the Titans

Once again Tilda and Haze had a narrow escape from being frozen by Medusa (or perhaps one of her modern-day minions!) Good thing too, because they are back this week talking about the Titans, the OG Greek gods who came before the Olympians.

...about Greek Punishments

Phew! M and H survived their obliviation! They are back in this episode to talk about the best - or really the worst - punishments inflicted in Greek mythology.

....about Greek Gods and Goddesses

Welcome to M and H Know Everything! In our first season, we Know Everything about Greek Mythology. In this episode, we're talking about our favourite gods and goddesses from the Greek myths. Will they strike us down for playing favourites? Listen to find out!
(Just a little note to parents - these stories are pretty violent, even (especially?) when they are being told by a 7 and a 9 year old. Parental discretion is advised if your kids are new to these tales).